Your Anxiety Is a Lying Hoe Funny Anxiety Shirt – Skull Floral Tee

Take the power back with this Your Anxiety Is a Lying Hoe funny anxiety shirt — a bold mix of humor, sarcasm, and self-expression. The design features a striking skull surrounded by bright orange flowers, accented with stars and curved lines in orange, green, black, and white. Above the artwork, “Your Anxiety” appears in bold orange arched text, with “is a Lying Hoe” scripted below in black cursive for maximum attitude.

This anxiety graphic tee is for those who prefer honesty with a sharp edge. It’s witty, a little gothic, and unapologetically empowering — the kind of shirt that makes a statement without needing an explanation. Whether you wear it as a daily reminder that your inner critic isn’t the boss, or as a conversation-starting piece at a gathering, it combines humor and resilience in a way that resonates.

Perfect for young adults and women who embrace their quirks with confidence, this mental health shirt balances dark symbolism with uplifting floral detail. Pair it with jeans, skirts, or layered looks for an effortless style that fits anywhere from casual hangouts to expressive streetwear.

A great gift for friends, sisters, or coworkers who appreciate witty mental health humor, this tee offers both comfort and personality. Lightweight, breathable, and designed for all-day wear, it’s an easy favorite for anyone who wants to laugh at the lies anxiety tells.

Product Features

• Premium Fabric: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an exceptionally soft feel. Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²), breathable, and easy to layer—ideal for both active and everyday wear.

• Sustainable & Ethical Production: Manufactured by Bella+Canvas in a no-sweatshop, eco-conscious environment. Certified by the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP for socially responsible practices.

• Durable Construction: Dual side seams help maintain the tee’s shape wash after wash. Ribbed knit collar provides elasticity and lasting structure. Shoulder taping reinforces seams for improved fit and durability.

• Classic Fit: A modern retail fit with a timeless crew neckline—perfect for casual styling or semi-formal layering.

• Comfort Details: Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation. Available in solid and blended fabric options for added versatility:

  • Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

  • Heather & Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester

  • Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Print-Ready Surface: Optimized for high-quality printing methods, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting designs.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors.

• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.

• Tumble dry on low heat.

• Iron on medium heat (avoid direct contact with printed areas).

• Do not dry clean.