
Size Guide
Unisex Jersey Tee
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) | Size Tolerance (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 | 27.00 | 8.60 | 1.50 |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 8.90 | 1.50 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 9.20 | 1.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 9.50 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 9.70 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 10.00 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 10.40 | 1.50 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 10.80 | 1.50 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 11.20 | 1.50 |
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) | Size Tolerance (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 41.90 | 68.58 | 21.84 | 3.81 |
| S | 45.72 | 71.12 | 22.61 | 3.81 |
| M | 50.80 | 73.66 | 23.37 | 3.81 |
| L | 55.88 | 76.20 | 24.13 | 3.81 |
| XL | 60.96 | 78.74 | 24.64 | 3.81 |
| 2XL | 66.04 | 81.28 | 25.40 | 3.81 |
| 3XL | 71.12 | 83.82 | 26.42 | 3.81 |
| 4XL | 76.20 | 86.36 | 27.43 | 3.81 |
| 5XL | 81.28 | 88.90 | 28.45 | 3.81 |
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Want the chaotic charm of an ugly Christmas sweater shirt without the itch and bulk? This opossum overstimulated design captures every introvert's holiday mood—tangled in lights, wrapped in a scarf, and screaming into the festive void. Featuring knit-pattern borders, pixelated "OVERSTIMULATED BUT FESTIVE" text, and one extremely relatable screaming opossum, this is the perfect funny ugly Christmas sweater tee for anyone who feels the holiday chaos but shows up anyway.
Whether you're bracing yourself for another ugly sweater party or searching for a gift for your introvert friend who dreads office gatherings, this sensory overload holiday shirt speaks fluent "trying my best." The tacky Christmas sweater aesthetic meets soft cotton comfort—no scratchy knits, no overheating, just pure relatable holiday survival humor. It's designed for the socially exhausted, the overstimulated, and anyone whose spirit animal is a screaming opossum tangled in Christmas lights.
Wear this to your next holiday event and let the shirt do the talking. It's permission to feel overwhelmed while staying festive, a conversation starter that attracts fellow survivors, and proof that you can embrace the season on your own terms. Comfort, chaos, and holiday spirit—all in one perfectly soft tee.
PRODUCT FEATURES
Design & Comfort:
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Ugly Christmas sweater design featuring screaming opossum tangled in multicolored lights with "OVERSTIMULATED BUT FESTIVE" text
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Knit-pattern borders (zig-zags, diamonds, gift boxes) and pixelated font mimicking sweater texture
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Premium 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester blend)
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Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric—ultra-soft, breathable, no itchy sweater discomfort
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Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed on front—vibrant colors, long-lasting durability
Fit & Construction:
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Unisex classic fit with crew neckline—true to size, comfortable all day
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Reinforced seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder taping for shape retention
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Tear-away label for tag-free, sensory-friendly comfort
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Dual side seams for structured, retail-quality fit
Ethics & Care:
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Ethically made—WRAP Platinum certified, fair labor practices, eco-conscious manufacturing
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Machine washable—wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, avoid ironing printed areas
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