Pickles and Panic Attacks T-Shirt – Vintage Raccoon Graphic Tee

The Pickles and Panic Attacks T-shirt blends humor and quirk in a vintage-inspired design that perfectly captures chaotic raccoon energy. Featuring a distressed illustration of a confused raccoon holding pickles, surrounded by starbursts, this tee pairs perfectly with the bold typography reading "PICKLES" in olive green and "AND PANIC ATTACKS" in charcoal.

This playful graphic tee is for anyone who enjoys a wink to life’s little absurdities while expressing their self-aware humor. Soft, hand-drawn lines and subtle crosshatch shading give it a timeless, sketch-like appeal, making it feel like a collector’s art print you can wear. It’s a daily dose of relatable humor for your busy mind, ideal for young adults, adults, and unisex audiences who enjoy quirky, witty designs.

Wear it casually with jeans or layer it under jackets for a statement look. It also makes a perfect gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate humor, animals, or vintage-inspired designs. With this tee, you can embrace the chaos, celebrate your quirks, and let a little raccoon-inspired whimsy brighten your day.

Product Features

• Premium Fabric: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an exceptionally soft feel. Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²), breathable, and easy to layer—ideal for both active and everyday wear.

• Sustainable & Ethical Production: Manufactured by Bella+Canvas in a no-sweatshop, eco-conscious environment. Certified by the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP for socially responsible practices.

• Durable Construction: Dual side seams help maintain the tee’s shape wash after wash. Ribbed knit collar provides elasticity and lasting structure. Shoulder taping reinforces seams for improved fit and durability.

• Classic Fit: A modern retail fit with a timeless crew neckline—perfect for casual styling or semi-formal layering.

• Comfort Details: Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation. Available in solid and blended fabric options for added versatility:

  • Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

  • Heather & Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester

  • Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Print-Ready Surface: Optimized for high-quality printing methods, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting designs.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors.

• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.

• Tumble dry on low heat.

• Iron on medium heat (avoid direct contact with printed areas).

• Do not dry clean.