
Size Guide
Unisex Jersey Tee
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) | Size Tolerance (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 | 27.00 | 8.60 | 1.50 |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 8.90 | 1.50 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 9.20 | 1.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 9.50 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 9.70 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 10.00 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 10.40 | 1.50 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 10.80 | 1.50 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 11.20 | 1.50 |
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) | Size Tolerance (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 41.90 | 68.58 | 21.84 | 3.81 |
| S | 45.72 | 71.12 | 22.61 | 3.81 |
| M | 50.80 | 73.66 | 23.37 | 3.81 |
| L | 55.88 | 76.20 | 24.13 | 3.81 |
| XL | 60.96 | 78.74 | 24.64 | 3.81 |
| 2XL | 66.04 | 81.28 | 25.40 | 3.81 |
| 3XL | 71.12 | 83.82 | 26.42 | 3.81 |
| 4XL | 76.20 | 86.36 | 27.43 | 3.81 |
| 5XL | 81.28 | 88.90 | 28.45 | 3.81 |
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If holiday gatherings leave you overstimulated and running on fumes, this overstimulated Christmas shirt funny introvert design is your wearable survival guide. Featuring three hilariously relatable opossums—one grumpy in a Santa hat, one screaming into a scarf, and one playing dead in Christmas lights—this shirt captures the emotional journey of trying to stay festive when your social battery is at 2%.
Perfect for introverts navigating holiday chaos or as a thoughtful gift for introvert Christmas shoppers, this sensory overload holiday shirt speaks the language of anyone who finds December both magical and utterly exhausting. Whether you're neurodivergent and sensitive to noise and lights, or you simply need alone time after family dinners, this opossum Christmas shirt validates your struggle with gentle humor. The bold "OVERSTIMULATED BUT FESTIVE" message acknowledges the paradox: you're here, you're participating, and you're barely holding it together—and that's okay.
Wear this and give yourself permission to feel both things at once. It's a conversation starter that attracts your fellow survivors, a soft reminder that rest isn't optional, and a badge that says "I'm doing my best" without having to explain yourself. Let the opossums do the talking while you recharge in the corner with your third cup of cocoa.
PRODUCT FEATURES
Design & Comfort:
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Three cartoon opossums in relatable holiday distress with "OVERSTIMULATED BUT FESTIVE" text
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Premium 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester blend)
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Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric—ultra-soft, breathable, perfect for layering under cozy sweaters
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Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed on front—vibrant holiday colors, long-lasting durability
Fit & Construction:
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Unisex classic fit with crew neckline—true to size, comfortable for all-day wear
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Reinforced seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder taping for shape retention
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Tear-away label for tag-free, sensory-friendly comfort
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Dual side seams for structured, retail-quality fit
Ethics & Care:
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Ethically made—WRAP Platinum certified, fair labor practices, eco-conscious manufacturing
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Machine washable—wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, avoid ironing printed areas
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