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I Think, Therefore I Have Anxiety Women’s Witty Mental Health Sweatshirt
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- $37.99
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Size Guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) | Size Tolerance (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.00 | 27.00 | 33.50 | 1.50 |
| M | 22.01 | 28.00 | 34.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 24.00 | 29.00 | 35.50 | 1.50 |
| XL | 26.00 | 30.00 | 36.50 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 28.00 | 31.00 | 37.50 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 30.00 | 32.00 | 38.50 | 1.50 |
| 4XL | 32.00 | 33.00 | 39.50 | 1.50 |
| 5XL | 34.00 | 34.00 | 40.50 | 1.50 |
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) | Size Tolerance (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 50.80 | 68.58 | 85.09 | 3.81 |
| M | 55.90 | 71.12 | 87.63 | 3.81 |
| L | 60.96 | 73.66 | 90.17 | 3.81 |
| XL | 66.04 | 76.20 | 92.71 | 3.81 |
| 2XL | 71.12 | 78.74 | 95.25 | 3.81 |
| 3XL | 76.20 | 81.28 | 97.79 | 3.81 |
| 4XL | 81.28 | 83.82 | 100.33 | 3.81 |
| 5XL | 86.36 | 86.36 | 102.87 | 3.81 |
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I think, therefore I have anxiety — the logic checks out. This witty women’s mental health sweatshirt puts a clever spin on classic overthinking. Designed for the introspective type who lives in her head (and probably replays every conversation), it’s equal parts smart and relatable.
If your mind never stops racing and “deep thoughts” lead straight to spiraling, this anxious-thoughts sweatshirt gets you. The minimalist text delivers a dry, intellectual twist that’s perfect for those who cope with humor and honesty.
Soft and easy to wear, it’s great for days when you want comfort without pretending everything’s fine. Whether you're journaling, canceling plans, or making to-do lists you’ll ignore, this piece fits the mood.
It belongs in your rotation if you're the kind of woman who overthinks every emoji you send and still ponders that thing you said five years ago.
Product features
- Crafted from a cozy 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth.
- Ethically made using US-grown cotton and environmentally friendly dyes.
- Classic fit with ribbed collar retains its shape beautifully.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
- Available in customizable embroidery options for a personal touch.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
What size should I order?
Each product has its own size guide — just check the Size Guide above for the best fit. Our shirts are mostly true to size, but when in doubt, sizing up is always safe! Still not sure? Just contact us and we’ll be happy to help you pick the right fit before you order.
How long will my order take to arrive?
Every piece is made just for you! Production takes about 1–3 business days, then shipping times are:
US: 2–8 business days, depending on the method. Want it faster? For US customers, Express shipping is available at checkout on select items!
International: 5–30 business days, depending on your location.
US: 2–8 business days, depending on the method. Want it faster? For US customers, Express shipping is available at checkout on select items!
International: 5–30 business days, depending on your location.
Can I return or exchange my order?
Each shirt is made-to-order just for you — so we can’t accept returns for the wrong size or color. But if your order arrives damaged or there’s a printing mistake, we’ll replace it or refund you right away. Just reach out within 30 days and we’ll make it right! For all the details, check our Returns & Exchanges page.
Can I cancel my order?
You can cancel as long as your order hasn’t gone into production yet — so if you need to make a change, email us ASAP!
Do you ship internationally?
Yes! We happily ship worldwide. Just a heads up: international orders may have customs fees that buyers are responsible for.
Need more help?
We’re here for you — email us anytime at support@brightsidewear.com.
You can also check out our full FAQ page for more details.
You can also check out our full FAQ page for more details.
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