I Think, Therefore I Have Anxiety Women’s Witty Mental Health Sweatshirt

I think, therefore I have anxiety — the logic checks out. This witty women’s mental health sweatshirt puts a clever spin on classic overthinking. Designed for the introspective type who lives in her head (and probably replays every conversation), it’s equal parts smart and relatable.

If your mind never stops racing and “deep thoughts” lead straight to spiraling, this anxious-thoughts sweatshirt gets you. The minimalist text delivers a dry, intellectual twist that’s perfect for those who cope with humor and honesty.

Soft and easy to wear, it’s great for days when you want comfort without pretending everything’s fine. Whether you're journaling, canceling plans, or making to-do lists you’ll ignore, this piece fits the mood.

It belongs in your rotation if you're the kind of woman who overthinks every emoji you send and still ponders that thing you said five years ago.

Product features
- Crafted from a cozy 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth.
- Ethically made using US-grown cotton and environmentally friendly dyes.
- Classic fit with ribbed collar retains its shape beautifully.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
- Available in customizable embroidery options for a personal touch.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean