I Don’t Like Morning People Dog Shirt – Funny Coffee T-Shirt

This I Don’t Like Morning People Dog Shirt is the perfect way to sum up the struggle of early mornings with a dose of sarcastic humor. Featuring a grumpy black Schnauzer-style dog with bloodshot eyes, dark under-eye bags, and a steaming red coffee mug, the design makes it clear: mornings aren’t for everyone. With bold distressed text that reads “I DON’T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE” on top and “OR MORNINGS OR PEOPLE” below, it captures the mood with wit and relatability.

Made from soft, breathable fabric, this funny coffee t-shirt is ideal for casual wear, whether you’re heading out for errands, lounging at home, or grabbing your much-needed first cup of the day. It’s lightweight, comfortable, and designed for unisex fit, making it an easy go-to for everyday style.

This sarcastic dog shirt also makes a thoughtful and hilarious gift for friends, family, or coworkers who share the same early-morning grumpiness. Dog lovers will especially appreciate the relatable expression of the pup, while coffee enthusiasts will nod in agreement with its message.

Wear it as a conversation starter, a subtle warning, or simply as a daily reminder that mornings are best handled with caffeine. A playful balance of humor and personality, this cartoon dog coffee shirt brings together two universal truths: the love of pets and the need for coffee.

Product Features

• Premium Fabric: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an exceptionally soft feel. Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²), breathable, and easy to layer—ideal for both active and everyday wear.

• Sustainable & Ethical Production: Manufactured by Bella+Canvas in a no-sweatshop, eco-conscious environment. Certified by the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP for socially responsible practices.

• Durable Construction: Dual side seams help maintain the tee’s shape wash after wash. Ribbed knit collar provides elasticity and lasting structure. Shoulder taping reinforces seams for improved fit and durability.

• Classic Fit: A modern retail fit with a timeless crew neckline—perfect for casual styling or semi-formal layering.

• Comfort Details: Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation. Available in solid and blended fabric options for added versatility:

  • Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

  • Heather & Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester

  • Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Print-Ready Surface: Optimized for high-quality printing methods, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting designs.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors.

• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.

• Tumble dry on low heat.

• Iron on medium heat (avoid direct contact with printed areas).

• Do not dry clean.