
Size Guide
Unisex Jersey Tee
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) | Size Tolerance (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 | 27.00 | 8.60 | 1.50 |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 8.90 | 1.50 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 9.20 | 1.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 9.50 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 9.70 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 10.00 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 10.40 | 1.50 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 10.80 | 1.50 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 11.20 | 1.50 |
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) | Size Tolerance (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 41.90 | 68.58 | 21.84 | 3.81 |
| S | 45.72 | 71.12 | 22.61 | 3.81 |
| M | 50.80 | 73.66 | 23.37 | 3.81 |
| L | 55.88 | 76.20 | 24.13 | 3.81 |
| XL | 60.96 | 78.74 | 24.64 | 3.81 |
| 2XL | 66.04 | 81.28 | 25.40 | 3.81 |
| 3XL | 71.12 | 83.82 | 26.42 | 3.81 |
| 4XL | 76.20 | 86.36 | 27.43 | 3.81 |
| 5XL | 81.28 | 88.90 | 28.45 | 3.81 |
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If you've been more chaos goblin than sugar plum fairy this year, this funny Christmas shirt feral raccoon design is your holiday confession. Featuring a mischievous raccoon in a Santa hat, surrounded by destroyed ribbon and candy canes while clutching a mug, paired with "Sorry Santa, I'VE BEEN FERAL"—this shirt celebrates your beautifully unhinged holiday energy. It's for everyone who's tried to be good but their inner trash panda won.
Perfect for the rebel who rejects picture-perfect holidays, this sarcastic Christmas tee makes an ideal gift for chaotic friend who thrives in delightful disorder. Whether you're the sibling who stirs the pot at family dinners or the coworker who brings rebellious Christmas humor to the office party, this raccoon Christmas shirt validates your mischievous side. The "feral" confession isn't an apology—it's a badge of honor for those who refuse to be tamed by tinsel and tradition.
Wear this and own your spot on the naughty list with pride. It's a conversation starter that attracts your fellow chaos agents, permission to be authentically wild during the "be good" season, and proof that the best holiday spirit is the one that's unapologetically you. Let the raccoon do the confessing while you enjoy the mayhem.
PRODUCT FEATURES
Design & Comfort:
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"Sorry Santa I've Been Feral" text with mischievous raccoon in Santa hat amid torn Christmas decorations
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Script and serif typography in dark brown/black for vintage holiday charm
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Premium 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester blend)
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Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric—ultra-soft, breathable, perfect for everyday wear
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Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed on front—vibrant colors, long-lasting durability
Fit & Construction:
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Unisex classic fit with crew neckline—true to size, comfortable all day
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Reinforced seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder taping for shape retention
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Tear-away label for tag-free comfort
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Dual side seams for structured, retail-quality fit
Ethics & Care:
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Ethically made—WRAP Platinum certified, fair labor practices, eco-conscious manufacturing
- Machine washable—wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, avoid ironing printed areas
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