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Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) | Size Tolerance (in) |
---|---|---|---|---|
S | 20.00 | 27.00 | 33.50 | 1.50 |
M | 22.01 | 28.00 | 34.50 | 1.50 |
L | 24.00 | 29.00 | 35.50 | 1.50 |
XL | 26.00 | 30.00 | 36.50 | 1.50 |
2XL | 28.00 | 31.00 | 37.50 | 1.50 |
3XL | 30.00 | 32.00 | 38.50 | 1.50 |
4XL | 32.00 | 33.00 | 39.50 | 1.50 |
5XL | 34.00 | 34.00 | 40.50 | 1.50 |
Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) | Size Tolerance (cm) |
---|---|---|---|---|
S | 50.80 | 68.58 | 85.09 | 3.81 |
M | 55.90 | 71.12 | 87.63 | 3.81 |
L | 60.96 | 73.66 | 90.17 | 3.81 |
XL | 66.04 | 76.20 | 92.71 | 3.81 |
2XL | 71.12 | 78.74 | 95.25 | 3.81 |
3XL | 76.20 | 81.28 | 97.79 | 3.81 |
4XL | 81.28 | 83.82 | 100.33 | 3.81 |
5XL | 86.36 | 86.36 | 102.87 | 3.81 |
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- Description
- Product Reviews
Anxiety when I have to adult — yep, that about sums it up. This funny women’s mental health sweatshirt is for every millennial who feels personally attacked by bills, emails, and anything labeled “urgent.”
Made for those who cope with chaos using sarcasm, this design hits close to home. It’s a wearable sigh, the kind you let out while trying to function and not lose your mind. The print keeps it simple, with just enough humor to say what you’re thinking without saying a word.
This cozy adulting-anxiety sweatshirt is perfect for work-from-home days, weekends when you cancel plans, or errands that take way too much energy. The fabric’s soft, the fit is relaxed, and the message? All too real.
If you find yourself asking “Why is existing so hard?” — this one’s for you.
Product features
- Crafted from a cozy 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth.
- Ethically made using US-grown cotton and environmentally friendly dyes.
- Classic fit with ribbed collar retains its shape beautifully.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
- Available in customizable embroidery options for a personal touch.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean