Anxiety University. Masters Program. – Satirical Anxiety T-Shirt

Anxiety University. Masters Program. If that sounds like your life story, this clever anxiety T-shirt for women will hit close to home. It’s for the overthinkers, the perfectionists, and anyone who’s earned an unofficial degree in stress.

This design blends sarcasm with a truth many high achievers know too well — the constant pressure, the racing thoughts, and the never-ending mental workload. It’s a great fit for college students, professionals, or anyone navigating life with chronic anxiety behind the scenes.

The shirt feels soft and easy to wear, especially on days when your mind won’t slow down. Whether you're headed to class, work, or just trying to make it through the day, this funny anxiety awareness T-shirt lets you speak volumes without saying a word.

It’s honest, relatable, and smart — just like you. A subtle nod to those carrying a heavy mental load while still showing up.

Product features
- Side seams enhance garment shape and support.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Vibrant printing techniques ensure crisp designs.
- Soft, breathable fabric ideal for layering and comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean