All of My Systems Are Nervous T-Shirt – Pastel Goose Humor Tee

Show off your whimsical side with the "All of My Systems Are Nervous" T-shirt, designed for anyone who finds humor in life’s little anxieties. This playful tee features hand-drawn bumpy letters filled with soft pastels, accompanied by a charming white goose with wings spread and sparkles, perfectly capturing that jittery, endearing energy.

Made for teenagers, young adults, and adults alike, this T-shirt combines comfort with style. Its gentle humor and relatable design make it a perfect gift for friends, family, or yourself—a lighthearted way to express nervous energy or social awkwardness with charm. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or your favorite casual bottoms for a fun, approachable look.

A daily dose of relatable humor for your busy mind, this T-shirt is more than just apparel; it’s a conversation starter. Whether you’re attending a casual outing, lounging at home, or just need a smile, the pastel tones and quirky illustration bring warmth and personality to any wardrobe.

This product is for entertainment only — not medical advice or therapy. Perfect for anyone who enjoys cute, humorous, and gentle designs that capture the unique charm of being slightly nervous, slightly quirky, and totally human.

Product Features

• Premium Fabric: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an exceptionally soft feel. Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²), breathable, and easy to layer—ideal for both active and everyday wear.

• Sustainable & Ethical Production: Manufactured by Bella+Canvas in a no-sweatshop, eco-conscious environment. Certified by the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP for socially responsible practices.

• Durable Construction: Dual side seams help maintain the tee’s shape wash after wash. Ribbed knit collar provides elasticity and lasting structure. Shoulder taping reinforces seams for improved fit and durability.

• Classic Fit: A modern retail fit with a timeless crew neckline—perfect for casual styling or semi-formal layering.

• Comfort Details: Tear-away label minimizes skin irritation. Available in solid and blended fabric options for added versatility:

  • Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

  • Heather & Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester

  • Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Print-Ready Surface: Optimized for high-quality printing methods, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting designs.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors.

• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.

• Tumble dry on low heat.

• Iron on medium heat (avoid direct contact with printed areas).

• Do not dry clean.