I’ve Got 99 Problems and Anxiety Is All of Them Hoodie for Women

I’ve Got 99 Problems and Anxiety Is Literally All of Them — if that hits too close to home, this hoodie gets you. Created for women who manage too much with too little time, this anxiety-themed hoodie turns overwhelm into something you can laugh about.

Whether you're stuck in a social spiral or overthinking a text from three days ago, this comfy hoodie brings a little relief. It's not a cure, but it’s honest—and sometimes that’s enough.

Made with soft fabric and a relaxed fit, it’s built for your busiest, messiest, or most overstimulated days. The sarcastic quote connects with others who know what it's like to live with chronic stress or anxiety disorders, while also offering a wearable boundary.

Wear it while you cancel plans, juggle a to-do list, or just need the world to give you a little space. It’s humor, but it’s real.

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for customizable coverage and style.
- Crafted from a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend.
- Versatile for casual settings or cozy nights in.
- Perfect gift for various occasions, including birthdays and holidays.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed